The Cowbell Song

I love you like kissin in the hall, high on alcohol
Like a walkin in the rain with gumboots and champagne
Like a goin to the john, just to get it on
Like a walkin up a mountain swimming in a fountain
Then she said, then she said, then she said,
I Love you Too

I love you like a listenin to Hula while we’re sippin on Kalua
Smokin marijuana while we’re sittin in the sauna
Jumpin in my car, we’re goin to the bar
Yea we’re getting all relaxie in the back seat of a taxi
Then she said, then she said, then she said:
I love you too

Chorus:
I love you too, baby baby you’re long and lean
I love you too, baby baby you’re such a machine
I love you too, baby baby, I love your long hair
I love you too, baby baby, I love you in your underwear now now

I love you like scrubbin in the shower till you smell just like a flower
While you shave your legs, I’m fryin up some eggs
We’re sippin cappuccino, ridin in my ElCamino
We’re building a snowman, just because we can
Then she said, then she said, then she said,
I love you too!

Chorus

I love you like usin a machete just to eat spaghetti
Talkin close and juicy while we’re goin out for sushi
Sippin a martini while you model a Bikini
And I’m searchin for production of your weapons of mass seduction
Then she said, then she said, then she said,
I Love you too!

Chorus